Well, in the science world, in order to find out the answers to the questions you gotta do the research and sometimes even create an experiment.
When I walked into work on Monday morning, people were buzzing with excitement, talking about which Pokémon they had captured over the weekend, peering over shoulders at each other's phones, and comparing tactics on acquisition. Oh no, this addictive game is basically a giant metaphor for modern dating.
For example, one gentleman posted that his age was 35 and clearly he looked like he was pushing 60! I mean, what is going on with these men and why are they aging poorly?
Was it the water, the sun, lack of moisturizer, the chem trails, the smog, or just stress and lack of sex? I mean I was never that good in math, but that’s a seven year age difference!
After all I even taught a physical assessment class which covered all ages in the lifespan of a human being! I couldn’t understand why so many of these men on Tinder and other dating sites were aging badly.
I’ve joined the mass of Los Angeles Zombies in the search to find a mate. It’s better than “Spidey Sense,” and I am a pretty good judge of age.